A good friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, but for the sake of this blog post I will call "Tiffany" recently tried to get Free Fried Chicken. Tiffany rolled up to the Acres Homes "44" KFC in her Range Rover with chrome rims and a bright red check engine soon light on and ordered a big honkin bucket of wings and strawberry soda water. After attempting to barter with the teenage boy at the counter to give her the chicken in exchange for flashing her breast and being DENIED, she produced a debit card which was also DENIED, finally a GREENDOT PREPAID VISA saved the day and Tiffany was on her way. Tiffany's attempts at cheap chicken were sad to watch, much better deals are offered by our sponsors.
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